There just isn't a contest right now. Sorry!
If, for whatever reason, you scrolled all the way down to here, go away! Do not fill out the form below. Scroll the hell up to the top and read the instructuions again. It says, "Enter by e-mailing email@example.com." It doesn't say, "Scroll way the hell down and fill out the form" does it? No, it does not. So piss off and send me an email.