Look! A great way to start the school year! A $700 prize could be yours if you email firstname.lastname@example.org
There are some rules! For example, you must be 19 years of age as of August 28/14 to enter. Also - we are going to close entries on September 30, 2014 at NOON local time. And, a random draw will determine the winner. Plus, you can only enter once because that's what a good person would do.
The prizes are in the form of gift certificates.
Again - you enter this contest by emailing email@example.com. I don't know what else I need to tell you.
ENTER!!! We will contact the winner by email no later than October 3, 2014.
Good luck and thanks!
If, for whatever reason, you scrolled all the way down to here, go away! Do not fill out the form below. Scroll the hell up to the top and read the first line again. It says, "Enter by emailing firstname.lastname@example.org." It doesn't say, "Scroll way the hell down and fill out the form" does it? No, it does not. So piss off and send me an email.